- Bartending * Drinks, Cocktails & Bar Equipment *
The Wasteland bar is part saloon, part clinic, part neutral ground. A bartender keeps people watered, caffeinated, drunk, and talking instead of shooting. This page covers the Nuclear 14 drink system from the repo: water purification, plant teas, Nuka-Cola and Vim, bottled alcohol, cocktail reactions, and bar equipment.
Bartending Basics
Most bartending is reagent mixing. Put the listed reagents into a glass, shaker, bottle, or other reagent container and the reaction will create the final drink automatically when the required ratios are present.
| Concept
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Use
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Notes
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| Reagent units |
Recipes are measured in units, written as "u". |
A 3u recipe can be scaled up by keeping the same ratio.
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| Shaker mixing |
Use a shaker or glass to combine base liquors, juices, sodas, cream, and additives. |
Reactions happen automatically once all reactants are present.
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| Heated drinks |
Some drinks require minimum temperature. |
Hot cocoa, hot ramen, teas, purified water, and a few dangerous drinks require heat.
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| Hazardous drinks |
Some mixes use uranium, plasma, welding fuel, sulfuric acid, thermite, or medicine. |
Serve with judgment. Several are novelty drinks more than sensible orders.
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Wasteland Water
Water is its own service line in the Wasteland. Dirty water quenches thirst but harms the drinker; filtered and clean water are safer.
| Product
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Recipe
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Notes
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| Filtered Water |
Charcoal (1u) + Dirty Water (1u) -> Filtered Water (1u) |
Still mildly poisonous in reagent data, but much safer than dirty or irradiated water.
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| Clean Water |
Heat Filtered Water (1u) to 373 K+ -> Water (1u) |
Final purification step.
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| Dirty Water |
Abraxo Cleaner (1u) + Irradiated Water (1u) -> Dirty Water (1u) |
Dirty water causes radiation and poison damage.
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| Desalinated Water |
Heat Salt Water (2u) to 374 K+ -> Water (1u) + Table Salt (1u) |
Useful when stuck with salt water.
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Plant Teas
Plant teas all use the same core method: heat the listed extract with water at 354 K / 80 deg C minimum. Each 1u extract + 1u water produces 2u tea.
| Tea
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Recipe
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Notes
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| Agave Tea |
Agave Nectar Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Sweet tea; adds sugar while drinking.
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| Blackberry Tea |
Blackberry Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Sweet berry tea.
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| Barrel Cactus Tea |
Cactus Water Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Desert plant tea.
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| Brocflower Tea |
Broc Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Heals minor Brute and Burn damage while drinking.
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| Datura Tea |
Datura Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Poison profile: causes Asphyxiation damage.
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| Honey Mesquite Tea |
Honey Mesquite Pod Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Sweet plant tea.
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| Mutfruit Tea |
Mutfruit Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Wasteland fruit tea.
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| Nettle Tea |
Nettle Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Herbal tea.
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| Prickly Pear Tea |
Prickly Pear Fruit Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Sweet fruit tea.
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| Starlightberry Tea |
Starlight Berry Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Sweet berry tea.
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| Tarberry Tea |
Tarberry Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Sweet berry tea.
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| White Horsenettle Tea |
White Horsenettle Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Inherits Datura Tea's poison behavior.
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| Xander Root Tea |
Xander Extract (1u) + Water (1u) |
Herbal root tea.
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| Fireant Nectar Tea |
Fire Ant Nectar (1u) + Water (1u) |
Heals Heat and Caustic damage while drinking.
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Wasteland Stock Drinks
These are bottled or premade drinks defined under Nuclear 14 entities and reagents. Most bottles hold 50u.
| Drink
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Contents / Effect
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Notes
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| Brahmin Milk |
50u Brahmin Milk; heals radiation slightly while metabolized. |
Also used in cooking and some drinks.
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| Bighorner Milk |
50u Bighorner Milk. |
Milk variant.
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| Radstag Milk |
50u Radstag Milk. |
Milk variant.
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| Cream |
50u Cream. |
Used in many cocktails and desserts.
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| Nuka-Cola |
50u Nuka-Cola; satiates thirst and adds a small amount of Theobromine. |
Opening the N14 bottle spawns a cap.
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| Irradiated Nuka-Cola |
50u Irradiated Nuka-Cola; thirst + small radiation. |
Bitter, burnt aftertaste.
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| Nuka-Cola Quantum |
50u Quantum; thirst, radiation, and healing to Brute, Burn, and Airloss. |
Glowing soda.
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| Nuka-Cola Quartz |
50u Quartz. |
Quantum-family soda.
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| Nuka-Cola Cherry / Grape / Orange / Wild |
50u flavored Nuka-Cola variant. |
Common bottle variants.
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| Nuka-Cola Victory |
50u Victory; heals like Quantum but has negative thirst factor. |
Spiced rare flavor.
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| Nuka-Cola Yellow |
50u Yellow; radiation and vomiting chance. |
Bad idea, even by Wasteland standards.
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| Vim! |
50u Vim. |
Medicinal-tasting soda.
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| Vim! Captain's Blend |
50u Captain's Blend. |
Fishy Vim variant.
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| Vim! Refresh |
50u Vim Refresh. |
Apple-lime flavor; based on non-irradiated Nuka-Cola behavior.
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| Vim! Quartz |
50u Vim Quartz. |
Quantum-family Vim variant.
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Alcohol Stock
These Nuclear 14 alcohol reagents inherit the behavior of their base alcohol families.
| Alcohol
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Base Family
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Notes
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| Absinthe |
Absinthe |
N14 alcohol reagent.
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| Ale |
Ale |
Standard ale family.
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| Beantown Brown Beer |
Beer |
Beer family.
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| Bourbon |
Whiskey |
Whiskey-family liquor.
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| Gamma Gulp Beer |
Beer |
Bottled N14 drink; described as mild radioactive alcohol.
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| Gwinnet Stout |
Beer |
Beer family.
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| Lager / Pilsner |
Beer |
Beer-family lagers.
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| Moonshine |
Moonshine |
Strong improvised liquor.
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| Roentgen Rum |
Rum |
Bottled N14 drink; strong, tingly alcohol.
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| Rotgut |
Rum |
Rough rum-family alcohol.
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| Scotch / Whiskey / Rare Whiskey |
Whiskey |
Whiskey-family spirits.
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| Vodka |
Vodka |
Vodka-family spirit.
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| Wine |
Wine |
Bottled Nappa Valley Wine uses N14Wine.
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Standard Cocktails
The following recipes come from the main drink reaction file. They are automatic reagent reactions and can be scaled by ratio.
| Drink
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Recipe
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Yield
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| Acid Spit |
Wine (2u) + Sulfuric Acid (1u) |
3u
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| Allies Cocktail |
Martini (2u) + Vodka (1u) |
3u
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| Amasec |
Wine (2u) + Vodka (2u) + Iron (1u) |
5u
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| Andalusia |
Rum (1u) + Whiskey (1u) + Lemon Juice (1u) |
3u
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| Antifreeze |
Cream (1u) + Ice (1u) + Vodka (2u) |
4u
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| Arnold Palmer |
Iced Tea (1u) + Lemonade (1u) |
2u
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| B52 |
Cognac (1u) + Irish Car Bomb (1u) + Coffee Liqueur (1u) |
3u
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| Budget Insuls Drink |
Tequila (1u) + Vodka Red Bool (2u) |
3u
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| Blue Hawaiian |
Coconut Rum (2u) + Pineapple Juice (1u) + Lemon Juice (1u) + Blue Curacao (1u) |
5u
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| Bahama Mama |
Ice (1u) + Orange Juice (1u) + Pineapple Juice (1u) + Rum (1u) + Coconut Rum (1u) + Grenadine (1u) |
6u
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| Barefoot |
Cream (1u) + Vermouth (1u) + Berry Juice (1u) |
3u
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| Banana Honk |
Cream (1u) + Banana Juice (1u) + Sugar (1u) |
3u
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| Beepsky Smash |
Iron (1u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Whiskey (1u) |
2u
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| Black Russian |
Coffee Liqueur (1u) + Vodka (2u) |
3u
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| Bloody Mary |
Lime Juice (1u) + Tomato Juice (3u) + Vodka (2u) |
6u
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| Booger |
Cream (2u) + Banana Juice (1u) + Watermelon Juice (1u) + Rum (1u) |
5u
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| Brave Bull |
Coffee Liqueur (1u) + Tequila (2u) |
3u
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| Cafe Latte |
Coffee (1u) + Milk (1u) |
2u
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| Coconut Rum |
Rum (2u) + Coconut Water (1u) |
3u
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| Cosmopolitan |
Vodka (1u) + Berry Juice (1u) + Lime Juice (1u) |
3u
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| Cream Of Coconut |
Coconut Water (1u) + Sugar (1u) + Milk (1u) |
3u
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| Cuba Libre |
Cola (2u) + Rum (1u) |
3u
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| Demons Blood |
Rum (1u) + Blood (1u) + Dr Gibb (1u) + Space Mountain Wind (1u) |
4u
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| Devils Kiss |
Rum (1u) + Blood (1u) + Coffee Liqueur (1u) |
3u
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| Doctors Delight |
Cream (2u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Orange Juice (1u) + Tomato Juice (1u) + Tricordrazine (1u) |
6u
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| Driest Martini |
Gin (1u) + Nothing (1u) |
2u
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| Erika Surprise |
Ale (2u) + Ice (1u) + Banana Juice (1u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Whiskey (1u) |
6u
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| Fourteen Loko |
Coffee (1u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Vodka (1u) |
3u
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| Gargle Blaster |
Cognac (1u) + Gin (1u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Vodka (1u) + Whiskey (1u) |
5u
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| Gin Fizz |
Gin (1u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Soda Water (1u) |
3u
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| Gin Tonic |
Gin (1u) + Tonic Water (2u) |
3u
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| Grog |
Rum (1u) + Water (2u) + Sugar (1u) |
4u
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| Hippies Delight |
Gargle Blaster (1u) + THC (1u) |
2u
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| Hooch |
Ethanol (2u) + Welding Fuel (1u) + Enzyme (1u) |
3u
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| Iced Beer |
Beer (5u) + Ice (1u) |
5u
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| Iced Beer |
Beer (10u) + Frostoil (1u) |
10u
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| Iced Coffee |
Coffee (2u) + Ice (1u) |
3u
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| Iced Green Tea |
Green Tea (2u) + Ice (1u) |
3u
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| Iced Tea |
Ice (1u) + Tea (2u) |
3u
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| Irish Bool |
Energy Drink (1u) + Irish Car Bomb (1u) |
2u
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| Irish Car Bomb |
Ale (1u) + Irish Cream (1u) |
2u
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| Irish Coffee |
Coffee (1u) + Irish Cream (1u) |
2u
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| Irish Cream |
Cream (1u) + Whiskey (2u) |
3u
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| Kira Special |
Lime Juice (1u) + Orange Juice (1u) + Soda Water (1u) |
3u
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| Lemonade |
Lemon Juice (1u) + Sugar (1u) + Water (1u) |
3u
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| Lemon Lime |
Lemon Juice (1u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Soda Water (1u) |
3u
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| Long Island Iced Tea |
Cuba Libre (3u) + Gin (1u) + Tequila (1u) + Vodka (1u) |
6u
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| Manhattan |
Whiskey (2u) + Vermouth (1u) |
3u
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| Manly Dorf |
Ale (2u) + Beer (1u) |
3u
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| Margarita |
Tequila (2u) + Lime Juice (1u) |
3u
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| Martini |
Gin (2u) + Vermouth (1u) |
3u
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| Mead |
Sugar (1u) + Enzyme (1u) |
2u
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| Mojito |
Lime Juice (1u) + Rum (1u) + Soda Water (1u) + Sugar (1u) |
4u
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| Moonshine |
Tequila (1u) + Vodka (1u) + Whiskey (1u) |
3u
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| Painkiller |
Pineapple Juice (3u) + Coconut Rum (1u) + Orange Juice (1u) + Cream Of Coconut (1u) |
6u
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| Pina Colada |
Pineapple Juice (3u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Rum (1u) + Cream Of Coconut (1u) |
6u
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| Posca |
Table Salt (1u) + Vinegar (1u) + Water (1u) |
3u
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| Red Mead |
Mead (1u) + Blood (1u) |
2u
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| Rewriter |
Coffee (1u) + Space Mountain Wind (1u) |
2u
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| Root Beer Float |
Root Beer (2u) + Ice Cream (1u) |
3u
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| Roy Rogers |
Cola (2u) + Grenadine (1u) |
3u
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| Rubberneck |
Energy Drink (2u) + Moonshine (1u) + Sugar (1u) |
4u
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| Sbiten |
Vodka (1u) + Capsaicin Oil (1u) |
2u
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| Screwdriver Cocktail |
Orange Juice (2u) + Vodka (1u) |
3u
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| Shirley Temple |
Sol Dry (2u) + Grenadine (1u) |
3u
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| Silencer |
Nothing (1u) + Cream (1u) + Sugar (1u) |
3u
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| Snow White |
Beer (1u) + Lemon Lime (1u) |
2u
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| Soy Latte |
Coffee (1u) + Soy Milk (1u) |
2u
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| Starkist |
Cola (1u) + Orange Juice (2u) |
3u
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| Sui Dream |
Space Up (1u) + Blue Curacao (1u) + Melon Liquor (1u) |
3u
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| Syndicate Bomb |
Beer (1u) + Whiskey Cola (1u) |
2u
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| Tequila Sunrise |
Orange Juice (1u) + Tequila (2u) |
3u
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| Toxins Special |
Rum (2u) + Vermouth (1u) + Plasma (2u) |
5u
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| Vodka Martini |
Vermouth (1u) + Vodka (2u) |
3u
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| Vodka Red Bool |
Vodka (1u) + Energy Drink (2u) |
3u
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| Vodka Tonic |
Vodka (1u) + Tonic Water (2u) |
3u
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| Whiskey Cola |
Cola (2u) + Whiskey (1u) |
3u
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| Watermelon Wakeup |
Watermelon Juice (1u) + Whiskey (1u) + Energy Drink (1u) |
3u
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| White Russian |
Black Russian (2u) + Cream (1u) |
3u
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| Whiskey Soda |
Soda Water (2u) + Whiskey (1u) |
3u
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| Xeno Basher |
Manly Dorf (2u) + Energy Drink (1u) |
3u
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| Pilk |
Cola (1u) + Milk (1u) |
2u
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| The Martinez |
Cola (2u) + Vodka (2u) + Ice (1u) + Lemon Juice (1u) |
6u
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| White Gilgamesh |
Beer (2u) + Milk (1u) |
3u
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Hot & Non-Alcoholic Recipes
| Drink
|
Recipe
|
Yield / Heat
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| Hot Cocoa |
Water (1u) + Cocoa Powder (1u) |
2u; 350 K+
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| Hot Ramen |
Dry Ramen (5u) + Water (2u) |
6u; 324 K+
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| Cola |
Ipecac (1u) + Oxygen (1u) + Water (1u) + Sugar (1u) |
4u
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| Lemonade |
Lemon Juice (1u) + Sugar (1u) + Water (1u) |
3u
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| Lemon Lime |
Lemon Juice (1u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Soda Water (1u) |
3u
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| Arnold Palmer |
Iced Tea (1u) + Lemonade (1u) |
2u
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| Kira Special |
Lime Juice (1u) + Orange Juice (1u) + Soda Water (1u) |
3u
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| Root Beer Float |
Root Beer (2u) + Ice Cream (1u) |
3u
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| Roy Rogers |
Cola (2u) + Grenadine (1u) |
3u
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| Shirley Temple |
Sol Dry (2u) + Grenadine (1u) |
3u
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| Cafe Latte |
Coffee (1u) + Milk (1u) |
2u
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| Soy Latte |
Coffee (1u) + Soy Milk (1u) |
2u
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| Iced Coffee |
Coffee (2u) + Ice (1u) |
3u
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| Iced Tea |
Tea (2u) + Ice (1u) |
3u
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| Iced Green Tea |
Green Tea (2u) + Ice (1u) |
3u
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Dangerous & Exotic Drinks
These recipes are real reactions in the repo, but they use chemicals, radioactive materials, fuel, or medicine. Treat them as special orders.
| Drink
|
Recipe
|
Notes
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| Atomic Bomb |
B52 (10u) + Uranium (1u) |
11u yield.
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| Cog Champ |
Cognac (1u) + Screwdriver Cocktail (1u) + Welding Fuel (1u) |
3u yield; plays a steam sound.
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| Gildlager |
Vodka (10u) + Gold (1u) |
10u yield.
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| Manhattan Project |
Whiskey (10u) + Uranium (1u) |
10u yield.
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| Nuclear Cola |
Cola (5u) + Uranium (1u) |
5u yield.
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| Patron |
Tequila (10u) + Silver (1u) |
10u yield.
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| Three Mile Island |
Long Island Iced Tea (10u) + Uranium (1u) |
10u yield.
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| Toxins Special |
Rum (2u) + Vermouth (1u) + Plasma (2u) |
5u yield.
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| Doctors Delight |
Cream (2u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Orange Juice (1u) + Tomato Juice (1u) + Tricordrazine (1u) |
6u yield; uses medicine.
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| Hooch |
Ethanol (2u) + Welding Fuel (1u) + Enzyme (1u) |
3u yield.
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Extended Cocktail Recipes
These come from the DeltaV and Nyanotrasen drink reaction files included in the repo.
| Drink
|
Recipe
|
Yield / Notes
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| Health Violation |
Gargle Blaster (10u) + Moonshine (6u) + Vodka Martini (3u) + Vermouth (1u) |
20u
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| Gunmetal |
Cream (1u) + Welding Fuel (1u) + Rum (1u) |
3u
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| Lemon Drop |
Vodka (2u) + Sugar (2u) + Lemon Juice (1u) |
5u
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| Green Grass |
Blue Curacao (2u) + Orange Juice (3u) + Ice (1u) |
6u
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| Daiquiri |
Dead Rum (5u) + Lime Juice (3u) + Sugar (2u) |
10u
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| Arsonist's Brew |
Thermite (1u) + Welding Fuel (1u) + Capsaicin Oil (1u) + Whiskey (1u) + Phosphorus (1u) |
5u; 374 K+
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| Mothamphetamine |
Fourteen Loko (1u) + Energy Drink (1u) + Blue Curacao (1u) |
3u
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| Lean |
Grape Soda (1u) + Diphenhydramine (1u) + Impedrezene (1u) + Fourteen Loko (1u) |
4u
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| Orange Creamice |
Orange Juice (2u) + Cream (1u) + Vodka (1u) |
4u
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| Silverjack |
Tequila (1u) + Beer (1u) + Sulfur (1u) |
4u
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| Brainbomb |
Space Drugs (1u) + THC (1u) + Moonshine (1u) |
3u
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| Atomic Punch |
Radium (1u) + Lime Juice (1u) + Pineapple Juice (1u) |
3u
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| Clown Blood |
Wine (2u) + Sugar (1u) + Grenadine (1u) |
4u
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| Circus Juice |
Clown Blood (2u) + Banana Juice (1u) + Tequila (1u) |
4u
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| Pink Drink |
Milk (1u) + Grenadine (1u) + Ice Cream (1u) |
3u
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| Sapo Picante |
Gin (1u) + Capsaicin Oil (1u) + Tomato Juice (2u) |
4u
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| Graveyard |
Coffee Liqueur (3u) + Ice (1u) + Cream (1u) |
5u
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| Bubble Tea |
Flour (1u) + Iced Tea (2u) + Cream (2u) |
5u
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| Grape Soda |
Grape Juice (1u) + Soda Water (1u) + Sugar (1u) |
3u
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Bar Equipment
The bartender starts with a Drink Shaker. Kitchen and bar glassware can be printed from the N14 Kitchen lathe category.
| Item
|
Materials
|
Purpose
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| Drink Shaker |
Starting bartender gear / service supply |
Main portable mixing container.
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| Mug |
100 Glass |
Hot drinks and casual service.
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| Metal Mug |
100 Steel |
Durable drink container.
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| Drinking Glass |
100 Glass |
Standard cocktail service.
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| Shot Glass |
100 Glass |
Small pours and shots.
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| Coupe Glass |
100 Glass |
Cocktail presentation.
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| Big Bowl |
100 Glass |
Not a bar glass, but useful for kitchen-adjacent service.
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| Coffeepot |
100 Steel |
Coffee and hot drink prep.
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Bartender Role Notes
| Detail
|
Notes
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| Job |
Wasteland Bartender / Town Bartender.
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| Access |
Wasteland Bartender, Townsperson, and inn room access.
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| Species |
Human, Ghoul, or Glowing Ghoul.
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| Starting gear |
Tophat, bartender uniform, town headset, leather armor, explorer backpack, leather boots, bartender ID, and Drink Shaker.
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| Special component |
ProfessionalChef.
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Quick Reference
| Need
|
Fast Path
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| Clean water |
Charcoal + Dirty Water -> Filtered Water; heat Filtered Water to 373 K+.
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| Herbal drinks |
Heat plant extract + water to 354 K+ for tea.
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| Basic bar rail |
Stock vodka, rum, whiskey, gin, tequila, vermouth, beer, wine, coffee liqueur, cream, juices, cola, soda water, and tonic water.
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| N14 soda service |
Nuka-Cola and Vim bottles are 50u and usually spawn a cap when opened.
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| Safe orders |
Lemonade, Arnold Palmer, Kira Special, cafe latte, iced tea, root beer float, and most normal cocktails.
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| Risky orders |
Anything using uranium, plasma, welding fuel, sulfuric acid, radium, thermite, or medicine.
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